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A Modest Proposal, Palin Edition

No, I'm not advocating the consumption of former half-term governors from Alaska. Shame on you. What I'm propsing is something much more interesting, prompted by the latest Bristol Palin snap exchange...

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Fox News bans Joan Rivers for saying Sarah Palin is "stupid and a threat."

It seems that Fox News will go to great lengths to protect its on-air talent and punish those who criticize them.  Joan Rivers found this out the hard way today.Last weekend, TMZ interviewed Rivers at...

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Updated: Todd Palin involved with Prostitute

Sarah's daughter, Bristol, is a national spokesperson for abstinence. Now her husband has a chance to be the national spokesperson for marital fidelity.Update: Why you should care.

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Bristol Palin invited to WashU's Sex Week, then disinvited

There was a big controversy over Bristol Palin's appearance at Washington University's Sex Week. She was scheduled to receive most of the money allocated towards the panel for speaking about...

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Bristol Palin, the wingnut welfare queen

Economic conservatism: it's an ideology circumscribed by a stark moral philosophy. People should be free to make their own way in the world without interference, and should stand or fall on their own...

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Bristol Palin Dropped From “Sex Week" Panel

Crossposted on AmplifyWashington University of St. Louis hosts an annual Sex Week, to "start an open sexual dialogue, encourage students to experiment with sexual viewpoints that differ from their own...

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Palins file applications to trademark their names

It's not exactly news that the Palin family is obsessed with promoting and cashing in on the Palin brand, but now it's official:In the last several months, Politics Daily has learned that the Palin...

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Bristol Palin is Writing Her Memoirs

That's right. Her memoirs. She has accomplished so much in so little time that she's decided to take a break and put her miraculous life story into words, so that her saga can be not only enjoyed by...

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Candidate Bristol Palin?

Snort:Bristol Palin has plans to follow in her mother's political footsteps.The daughter of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin says she would "probably" run for office one day, "but that...

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Sarah Palin® and Bristol Palin®

Now if anyone was in doubt that the Palin's were in it for the money your mind can now be put at rest, there is  no doubt. ..According to patent office application (serial # 85170226), Van Flein...

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Sarah Palin breaks with Beck over Google, asks Bristol to search web for...

Early last week, Glenn Beck had one of most bizarre meltdowns, accusing Google of being a tool of the Obama administration and warning his audience against using it to search for information about his...

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Bristol Palin's life story coming soon to a bookstore near you

Snort:The daughter of former Alaska governor Sarah Palin has signed with William Morrow to publish "Not Afraid of Life," to come out this summer. Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins, announced Tuesday...

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Bristol Palin Writes a Book

So Bristol Palin is going to write a book.   Here she is at an age when most young women of her age and social/economic class are attending classes in College, but is instead setting pen to paper to...

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Bristol Palin made over $250k as abstinence advocate

Bristol Palin and Dancing with the Stars partner Mark Ballas (Fred Prouser/Reuters) Think Progress:In 2009, Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol joined a teen pregnancy prevention nonprofit called the...

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Candie's foundation paid Bristol 7x amount spent on actual pregnancy prevention

Via ThinkProgress:Today, the Associated Press reported that the Candie’s Foundation released its 2009 tax information, revealing that Bristol was paid a salary of $262,500. But a closer examination of...

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Bristol Palin is seven times more important than her cause

First off, I'm not sure how Bristol Palin, with her record of failure in that area, gets to be the spokesperson for a campaign to stop teen pregnancy.  Usually when I want advice on something, I go to...

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action... (photos & more)

Hello everyone, how are you today?The cold Spring weather that we have been experiencing is finally gone here in northern Illinois. Yesterday's high 91°. Today a high of 84° is forecasted. What's it...

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Palin angry that her reputation might be improved.

OK, it's the Daily Mail, and I don't often dumbster-dive into the tabloid stew, but this article--if even remotely true--is just chock full of too-good-to-ignore nuggets:Mama Grizzly strikes again:...

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Bristol Palin practically accuses Levi of Rape

I know this does not rise to the level of Joplin Tornados, Weiner roasts, Supreme court investigations and most everything else, but this is going to open up a HUGE mess in my opinion. In the past...

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Bristol Palin was raped - Updated

After reading Is Bristol Palin’s new memoir the story of a rape survivor speaking out?, I have concluded that Levi Johnston raped her.In her book, “Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far,” Bristol Palin...

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Quote the Ravin' 48: Waterloo Sunset

Hello everybody. Just wanted to say I am going to wrap QTR up in a few weeks and move on to other things. It takes a lot of time to compile all of this, I've done it for almost a year, but it's never...

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Bristol Palin: Michele Bachmann's just copying my mom

This just might be the dumbest, pettiest attack from a Palin yet—which is really saying something.  "I think [Michele Bachmann] dresses a lot like my mom," Bristol tells me. "But a lot, a lot of women...

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It's Official: The Age of Palin® has been replaced by the Age of Bachmann®

Sarah and Bristol Palin receive a lukewarm welcome at Mall of AmericaThe rules set up by Mall of America officials for Sarah and Bristol Palin’s book signing yesterday seemed to have been written in...

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Bristol Palin's Free Market "Worth"

The Market Has Spoken!If you find something amiss in the fact that Bristol Palin will earn  multiples of the amount a Doctor earns in a year, you just don't understand the way the Free Market works to...

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Popular Culture (Personalities) 20110715: Don Rickles

Donald Jay "Don" Rickles (I like it that he uses his own name, and I would here but would have to give up my low UID to do so) is unique.  I am actually not that fond of him, but he is an American...

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Grandma Sarah May Want to Rethink Her Position on Sex Education

Sarah Palin's son Track is expecting a baby his new wife and it looks like the baby was conceived before their May wedding.  With two children experiencing pregnancies outside of marriage and three...

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SARAH PALIN: A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE NEXT NOT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." --Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr."Liberals got Palin Derangement Syndrome. You know what they don’t like?...

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First Daughter Wannabes From 2008 Respond to President Obama on Marriage...

I just couldn't think of a shorter, pithier title but I am cracking up that both Megan McCain and Bristol Palin feel compelled to weigh in on the President's announcement yesterday.We need a third Bear...

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Unwed teen mom Bristol Palin lectures President Obama about, like, marriage...

Marriage and child-rearing expert Bristol Palin (Fred Prouser/Reuters)I don't know about you, but when I want thoughtful insights into important political and moral issues, the first person I turn to...

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Classless Attack: Bristol Palin Barfight

From first episode of Bristol Palin's new reality show "Life's a Tripp":

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Idiot half-term governor praises idiot daughter for idiotic musings on...

One day, I will stop. But today is not that day.Bristol makes such an important point in this post! Being in favor of the traditional definition of marriage... http://t.co/...—@SarahPalinUSA via...

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Shut the Hell Up, Bristol Palin

There are people on this planet that I just despise.  Hypocrites deserve to be smacked.  But Bristol is a special kind of stupid.  She is a proud moron, like her parents.  She's a lousy parent herself,...

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President Bush endorsed Clinton speaking fees

Back in the summer of 2008, National Review contributor Kathryn Jean Lopez had a "totally crazy thought" about President Bush's life after the White House. "Wouldn't George W. Bush make an awesome...

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#HobbyLobbyLove is a thing, but it's not going well

A lovely Hobby Lobby visitor snapped this today...  Sharing the #HobbyLobbyLove http://t.co/...—@BrettDewey America's most prominent teen mom and walking demonstration of the failure of conservative...

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I know you've been waiting for details on the Palin brawl

Admit it -- your attempt to ignore the Palin brawl was but a facade -- you're just DYING to know the juicy details of the Thrilla in Wasilla (acutally, it was in Anchorage).So -- here it is: --...

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This Week in the War on Women, October 19-25: Action Items Amongst the Good...

This week we checked the news daily and took suggestions from our audience.  Like every week, it's been a busy week, fortunately for having material but unfortunately for the world.  I was able to...

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Medal of Honor Winner to Wed Bristol Palin

I suppose some people can't resist combat. Medal of Honor winner Dakota Meyer proposed to Bristol Palin, or so it is being reported.  I suppose after you have fought the Taliban nothing could be...

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Conservatives Spiral themselves into Anti-Liberal Rage to Defend/Excuse Duggars

So although Fox News had up until recently pretty much covered up the allegations that Josh Duggar the oldest son of the Conservative Christian Family that stars on the TLC show 19 Kids and Counting...

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Conservative hypocrisy: Bristol Palin is preggers again

Bristol "abstinence only until marriage" Palin is pregnant with her second out-of-wedlock baby. From HuffPo:Bristol Palin, daughter of former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R), announced in a blog post...

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Little "Miss Abstinence" is Pregnant Again!

OK, it's been a big celebratory news day. Here' another little tidbit to add to the news overload of the day.Bristol Palin is pregnant with her second child, and she's not married.Surprisingly, Mama...

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You Should Read Bristol Palin's Bizarre Pregnancy Announcement

Bristol Palin announced on her blog today that she is pregnant. I know. I know, I could take the route of schadenfreude and hypocrisy; but that's not where I'm going to go with this diary. Feel free to...

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Spokesperson for Teen Abstinence is Pregnant--Again

Short, sweet and to the point:Bristol Palin--unemployed, unmarried, uneducated--is pregnant.http://www.people.com/...My only commentary is this: She was paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to promote...

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Whatta day!!!!

First, the Roberts court upholds the ACA.Then, the Roberts court upholds disparate impact in fair housing.Finally, Bristol Palin announces she is knocked up again.Whatta day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Obamacare and A Palin

I forgot to post this yesterday as I was very busy. This cartoon and the "Southern Mouring" cartoon have both gotten huge hits and shares. Yay. Check out the blog, Claytoonz. There's always new stuff...

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Spawn of 'Denali' Hates Obama, Loves 'Mckinley' Because ISIS

                       "The horror... the horror..." - Colonel Walter E. KurtzSpawn of Sata... err... Sarah 'Denali'(The 'High' One) Palin, Bristol Palin is on the attack. What with her “Ambassador for...

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Bristol Palin Rages that Obama should "Stay Out" of Ahmed Mohamed Clock Case

Clearly because she got all that good learning in the school thing about the Sex Ed and the condoms and the not having premarital sex Bristol Palin thinks she knows something about something and she's...

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Bad news for England: Sarah Palin has ascended to the throne.

Sarah Palin, in her ever vigilant quest to be part of a Trump administration, has decided to jump on the  “I’m an Islamaphobe and proud of it” bandwagon. Now, previously, noted political pundit and...

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Bristol Palin can't believe girls are getting free birth control—is not being...

Bristol Palin Bristol Palin, best known for being the younger version of her mother, Sarah Palin, writes. She's a writer. She gets paid for books and writing blogs concerning her faith and the...

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Bristol and Dakota file for divorce.

Didn’t even make it to two years, but were able to create two kids. Shocked.www.kentucky.com/...

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Coronavirus stimulus bill includes funding for abstinence-only education

Here’s some irony for you. How do you give the American public relief from coronavirus anxiety? Get them focused on their unplanned pregnancies and STDs instead!Apparently, among the partisan goodies...

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